LOOKEE WHAT WAS ON MY FRONT PORCH!!!

It's my first real-life copy of my first real-life book BREAKING BEAUTIFUL!!!

There was screaming. There were tears. There was dancing. There was much rejoicing heard throughout the house. (And I was the only one home!)

It's real I can touch it and stroke it and read it and other people might actually buy it and read it. (Okay, that kind of freaks me out.)

Still, JUADSOLWMD (jumping up and down, screaming out loud, with much dancing :))

Happy Day!